Sunday, June 28, 2009

Wow What a Week! Sports Edition

It's no secret that I'm a sports guy. It's not quite as well known that I'm also an entertainment guy. Well now you know. And now that you know you can probably figure out that for me it was quite the week. Pop culture nearly crashed its home in the Internet this week and if it was enough to do that you can imagine what happened to my little brain. First I'll recap the week that was, and then I'll go in depth about a few of the things.

Monday

Jon and Kate announce divorce

Greenville native Lucas Glover wins US Open

Chris Brown pleads guilty to assault on ex-girlfriend Rihanna

Perez Hilton and Will.I.am have Twitter feud

Ed McMahon, wing man to Johnny Carson, dies

Tuesday

SC Gov Mark Sanford announces affair with Argentinian woman

Wednesday

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen hits theaters

Thursday

Farrah Fawcett dies at 62 after long battle with cancer

Michael Jackson dies at 50 after going into cardiac arrest

NBA Draft

Friday and Saturday

Surprisingly quiet, thought maybe things had died down

Sunday

Billy Mays found dead in his home at the age of 50

(Note: This is purely the sports portion of the blog, if you're looking for Entertainment click the link to the right that says "Wow What a Week! Entertainment Edition Parts 1 and 2")

Aaaah! It's good to be home. I knocked out the entertainment side of things first but here I am back where I belong in the world of sports. And what a week it was here too. The tournament that was never going to end finally did Monday and none other than Lucas Glover was the winner. Yes, Lucas Glover is your U.S. Open Champion. Now where did Lucas Glover come from you might ask? Well as I sit here in my house in Greenville, SC the correct answer would be approximately 10 minutes away. As a matter of fact I drove by his high school yesterday. And this of course means only one thing: there was good news coming out of SC this week! And it was all good till our stupid governor went to freakin Argentina because he couldn't keep it in his pants. Oh sorry. What's that you ask? No it doesn't eat at me at all. Not at all.

Anyway there were far more important things than Lucas Glover this week in sports but he came first geographically and chronologically so I figured I'd knock his story out first. But now let's get to the fun stuff: the NBA Draft. The first pick was no surprise in Blake Griffin and the second pick really wasn't either in Hasheem Thabeet. 7'3" guys simply don't come around that often and although I have more of a post game than he does, the Grizzlies actually have guys who can fill it in OJ Mayo and Rudy Gay, and a guy like Thabeet who can rebound and make up for their lack of defensive skill is a good fit. The third pick wasn't a shock but at the same time it wasn't what we expected either. Everyone expected OKC to pick Ricky Rubio, but I actually like the pick of James Harden here instead. Rubio is a point guard as is Russel Westbrook, the Thunder's first pick from last year. Although they are two totally different players they do play the same position and you were gonna have a hard time playing them together as I'll explain with what Minnesota idiotically did in a minute. Instead you now have three legitimate scoring threats at PG, SG, and SF in Westbrook, Harden, and Kevin Durant, and while OKC will still be a lottery team next year they definitely have a solid young core to build around. With the 4th pick Sacramento took Tyreke Evans who was great in the NCAA tournament showing he's clutch and he's a tough guy, something Sacramento has lacked since Doug Christie (and his wife) left town.

And now we have come to the fun picks. It is no secret. I LOVE Jonny Flynn. I am a Syracuse fan because my dad went there as did my granddad and in all reality if I had gone to school with the major I have now I would be there too. I also like Ricky Rubio. He's a pass first player with instinct that you can't teach. He's also exciting and you can't underestimate the power of putting fans in the seats. That being said, playing them together is the dumbest idea I've heard in a long long time. Both are Point Guards. I don't want to hear Flynn can play the 2 because he can score. The man is 6'0". Yes, that second number is a zero. As in he is 6' even. The T-Wolves play in the Western Conference. Would you like me to name you the starting 2 guards in the Western Conference? Kobe Bryant, Brandon Roy, Tracy McGrady, and so on and so forth. I love Jonny Flynn but at his size he has no shot against any of those guys and will even have trouble with some bigger point guards. "Well on defense you can switch and have Rubio play the 2." You mean the guy with no lateral foot speed? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Having two point guards is a very good thing. Having two young point guards isn't. There was a reason Jason Kidd was on Team USA last summer. There was a reason that Derek Fisher was on the Lakers this year. There is no doubt that the players behind each older guy (Chris Paul, Deron Williams, Jordan Farmar, and Shannon Brown) were better overall then the older starter but there is something to be said about the calming influence of a veteran point guard.

With all that being said, if the Wolves trade Rubio, who was one of the hottest commodities in the draft, I absolutely love the pick. They get a good PG in Flynn and get whoever they get in return. However if they decide to keep Rubio whether he stays with them or decides to return to Europe (which would make them look even worse than they already do), the GM should seriously be looked at and fans should have a right to be upset. I don't have a problem with one or the other. But to say that you couldn't trade a top 6 pick is ridiculous and simply inexcusable.

Other highlights of the draft to me include the Knicks, who get a scoring PG in Toney Douglas at 29 from the Lakers for $3 million which seems ridiculous, but in NBA money really isn't, and Jordan Hill who serves as David Lee insurance. I'm also a huge fan of what Utah did in adding Eric Maynor. I'm a Duke fan and thus I know what Maynor can do. He's a mature PG who can run a team and score when he needs to. In fact, according to many scouts, he was the most NBA ready of any of the PG's out there and he now has a great PG to learn from in Deron Williams. When Atlanta traded Acie Law I was kinda curious as to why, however they redeemed themselves to me in drafting Jeff Teague. Teague is gonna be a solid NBA point guard and when Mike Bibby decides to step aside he will be more than ready to take over. All that being said, the winner in the draft was undoubtedly the San Antonio Spurs. On top of their trade to get Richard Jefferson which I love for them and hate for me as a Lakers fan, they picked up a legitimate top 15 talent in DeJuan Blair with the 37th pick! He's a defense and rebounding guy which is fine for the Spurs because they have 4 guys who drop 20 a night in Parker, Ginobili, Duncan, and RJ which leaves Blair to do the dirty work. The one problem for the Spurs though is Blair's size. As has been stated (and proven!) before, the NBA is all about matchups, and if you think DeJuan Blair can do what he did to Hasheem Thabeet to Pau Gasol you are out of your everliving mind. That makes me sleep a little easier as a Lakers fan but kudos once again to the Spurs.

I talked about the Hawks earlier and I would be shorting them if I didn't mention who they got in the Acie Law trade and that is Jamal Crawford. Crawford is the only man in NBA history who has dropped 50 pts for 3 different teams. Simply put, he can score with the best of em and that gives Atlanta another option and a solid backup for Joe Johnson. Does this push them into the upper eschelon of teams in the East? No. Does it push them closer? Definitely.

One of the biggest trades took place between the New Jersey Nets and Orlando Magic. It basically sent Vince Carter to the Magic for Rafer Alston and Courtney Lee. I'm incredibly torn on this from the Magic's perspective and here's why. Getting Carter is a plus. He's still capable of big scoring nights, loves the up and down game, can shoot the 3, and get to the rim. I also like getting Rafer Alston out of town because although he played well for them, Jameer Nelson is not only younger but he is better than Alston and Alston wasn't going to sit quietly. However giving up Courtney Lee to me was not a good move at all. Lee has the makings of a star and I think in the future he and Dwight Howard could have won a championship if not multiple crowns which is why the Nets coveted him. That being said the Magic get a better player for now and still have J.J. Redick who showed signs of his college form late in the Finals, as well as Mikael Pietrus, who has shown flashes throughout his career. That being said, the Magic building to win now as opposed to later just because they got a taste of the finals doesn't exactly sit well if I'm a Magic fan with me considering their best player is still developing, and they are a young team as a whole.

With all that being said for Orlando, the exact opposite is true in Cleveland where win now is not only a slogan but a battle cry. They have one year to keep Lebron at home and it's all or nothing. The Big Shaqtus is no more and we now have LeShaq in Cleveland. Last year the Cavs built themselves to beat Boston and this summer its time to Magic proof and adding Shaq is a step in the right direction. Shaq can guard Dwight Howard really as well as anyone because he, like Andrew Bynum was in the finals, is one of a few guys as big as Howard in the league. Cleveland is still without a 4 that can guard Rashard Lewis but if the Cavs don't have to worry about a 6'10" Hedo Turkoglu in Orlando that's not nearly as big of a deal as they can play small with Lebron at the 4 while letting Vince Carter jack it up from 3 over Delonte West. More importantly it shows Lebron that the Cavs are willing to wheel and deal to put a winning team on the floor and that's what is going to above all else keep Lebron in Cleveland. Don't underestimate the winning pedigree Shaq adds either with his 4 championship rings.

Wow. What a week. 11 major events and we almost had a 12th with US Soccer almost beating Brazil in the Confederations Cup final. Big ups to the boys in red white and blue on a well played final and a brilliant match vs Spain. If they had won I'm pretty sure my head would have exploded. It could've been a little messy, but for that, I wouldn't have minded.

Wow What a Week! Entertainment Edition Pt. 2

It's no secret that I'm a sports guy. It's not quite as well known that I'm also an entertainment guy. Well now you know. And now that you know you can probably figure out that for me it was quite the week. Pop culture nearly crashed its home in the Internet this week and if it was enough to do that you can imagine what happened to my little brain. First I'll recap the week that was, and then I'll go in depth about a few of the things.

Monday

Jon and Kate announce divorce

Greenville native Lucas Glover wins US Open

Chris Brown pleads guilty to assault on ex-girlfriend Rihanna

Perez Hilton and Will.I.am have Twitter feud

Ed McMahon, wing man to Johnny Carson, dies

Tuesday

SC Gov Mark Sanford announces affair with Argentinian woman

Wednesday

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen hits theaters

Thursday

Farrah Fawcett dies at 62 after long battle with cancer

Michael Jackson dies at 50 after going into cardiac arrest

NBA Draft

Friday and Saturday

Surprisingly quiet, thought maybe things had died down

Sunday

Billy Mays found dead in his home at the age of 50

(Note: This continues the Entertainment portion of the blog, if you're looking for Sports click the link to the right that says "Wow What a Week! Sports edition", and for Part 1 click here)

I left off Part 1 talking about the Wednesday Premiere of Transformers: The Revenge of the Fallen. Which of course leads me to Thursday where all hell broke loose, and the world of Entertainment lost not only two stars but two icons.

First was Farrah Fawcett. I'm far far too young to have been around in her prime as an actress but I've seen pictures and she was easily as beautiful as any actress is today. Fawcett starred in Charlie's Angels in the 70's and was the "it" girl of her time. Every boy had a poster of her on his wall. Except the ones that didn't. And they wanted one. She was a star amongst stars and an true icon in her day. However cancer is a disease that shows no mercy and it decided it was going to fight Charlie's favorite angel and the angel fought back. Fawcett fought her cancer bravely, going through round after round of chemotherapy documenting it all in a film she was producing called "Farrah's Fight" which I believe will eventually be shown on NBC. However as I said, cancer shows no mercy and eventually it won the fight and we lost Farrah Fawcett at the age of 62.

Later Thursday, as we were all still mourning the loss of one icon we lost another. First it was reported that Michael Jackson had collapsed in his home and was under cardiac arrest. Then TMZ reported he was dead however none of the major news sources could confirm it. They simply said that he was in a coma. Then, right as the 6:30 national newses all came on the air the LA Times confirmed that we had indeed lost The King of Pop.

To call Farrah Fawcett an icon and then to call Michael Jackson one is not fair to MJ. Farrah Fawcett was the prettiest among the unfathomably pretty world of Hollywood and thus she was an icon. Jackson was a true legend amongst legends and his impact is what sets him apart from any other entertainer the world has ever seen. The best way I can explain this is how I explained it to my kids. No I'm not a father but somewhere this summer in between being a DJ, a radio intern, and having the life of a 19 year old, I am also a camp counselor and Friday morning when I got to camp all anybody was talking about was MJ. Once again I'm too young to really comprehend MJ's reach because I wasn't alive during his prime, however I understand it far better than my campers and thus explained it to them this way.

I asked them who there favorite artists were today. I got varied responses from Carrie Underwood to Justin Timberlake to T.I. I then told them that all of them were affected by Michael Jackson. I singled out Carrie Underwood and talked about her music video for Before He Cheats. As is typical of music videos now she acts out the story of her song, smashing a car of a boy who's cheated on her to pieces. However this music video wouldn't have been that way if it wasn't for Jackson. He invented the modern music video. Another example I used of this was Timberlake's video for What Goes Around...Comes Around. The song and thus the video is over 7 minutes long and stars Timberlake along with Scarlett Johannson. She's a major motion picture actress, in a music video. The thought of a song as a movie originated with MJ and has continued to evolve.

Anyone who has seen JT perform also can point to Jackson as an influence in terms of his dancing and performance. Dancing and music have always gone hand in hand but MJ changed the way people danced and incorporated it into his performances, wowing crowds not only with his voice but with his moves. This has continued today with not only JT but Chris Brown, Ne-Yo, Ciara, and countless other dancing/singing dual threat artists.

Now of course the kids asked about the other stuff, and my answers were simple. Yes, he was a freak later in life. Yes, he went from a black boy to a white woman. No, that's not normal. Yes, he was missing a few screws and a nut. That being said you simply cannot deny the man's talent and his impact on the world. He was planning a 50 show comeback tour in London that sold out instantly which, in its own right shows that he still has the reach not to mention he nearly crashed the Internet when he died.

As usual I can't get through a blog without bringing up something I heard on the radio and this blog is no different. As I've said before there are no two bigger platforms in the world than sports and music. Simply put if Barack Obama died today, the Michael Jackson story is still bigger world wide. On this premise, Scott Van Pelt asked the question Friday who else in the world could die and have the same effect? Sports' MJ? Tiger Woods? Those are the two most logical answers and the two answers that came to mind for me but they would not have the impact this had. SVP did bring up one that I think would be close and that is Muhammad Ali. However Ali has been out of his prime longer than Jackson has been and has been living a far from normal life medically for years now so the shock factor would not be nearly as great. Simply put, nothing in the world could be a bigger story than what happened Thursday.

Friday and Saturday were recovery days and nothing major happened. I thought we were done. And then it happened. Today Billy Mays, the world's most famous and most successful pitchman, was found dead in his home. This was as unexpected as Jackson's death but to put the two in the same sentence is only OK because it happened in the same week. Like Jackson though, Mays was the best at what he did, so much so that he became a caricature of himself and even he knew it, mocking himself in a set of spots for ESPN360. However he paved the way for the Shamwow guy and whoever is next in the line of pitchmen and although I won't miss his commercials one bit, I do greatly respect what he did and how well he did it.

That's it for the entertainment world... I put an ellipses there because it's still only 5:30 on Sunday, that's a whole 6.5 hours for something else to go down. I'd say something sarcastically like a Brangelina break up but if it happened I'd feel bad. Or maybe Kate will have another kid. Just so she can have more than Octomom. Yay for Octomom jokes!

Wow What a Week! Entertainment Edition Pt. 1

It's no secret that I'm a sports guy. It's not quite as well known that I'm also an entertainment guy. Well now you know. And now that you know you can probably figure out that for me it was quite the week. Pop culture nearly crashed its home in the Internet this week and if it was enough to do that you can imagine what happened to my little brain. First I'll recap the week that was, and then I'll go in depth about a few of the things.

Monday

Jon and Kate announce divorce

Greenville native Lucas Glover wins US Open

Chris Brown pleads guilty to assault on ex-girlfriend Rihanna

Perez Hilton and Will.I.am have Twitter feud

Ed McMahon, wing man to Johnny Carson, dies

Tuesday

SC Gov Mark Sanford announces affair with Argentinian woman

Wednesday

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen hits theaters

Thursday

Farrah Fawcett dies at 62 after long battle with cancer

Michael Jackson dies at 50 after going into cardiac arrest

NBA Draft

Friday and Saturday

Surprisingly quiet, thought maybe things had died down

Sunday

Billy Mays found dead in his home at the age of 50

(Note: This begins the Entertainment portion of the blog, if you're looking for Sports click the link to the right that says "Wow What a Week! Sports edition)

There are a few events on this list that are on this list simply because they are pop culture events, but in reality: nobody cares. This would be Jon and Kate as well as Perez Hilton who probably deserved to get decked by whoever he got decked by. The man posted that he got assaulted on Twitter and then whined via tweet that the cops hadn't shown up yet. First of all, Twitter is great for many things, getting in touch with Toronto Police is not one of them. Second of all, maybe if you were a real celebrity they would have actually shown up faster. As for Jon and Kate...well...I already said it, nobody cares.


Chris Brown pleading guilty people do care about though and here's why. First of all the two people involved are both not only A-listers but they are two of the biggest stars in music. Any song either of them released shot up the charts and with good reason, both Brown and Rihanna are immensely talented. That can't be stated enough. Despite his temporary loss of sanity in which he beat the crap out of his then girlfriend, Chris Brown is still a mega talented singer and dancer and he will be back. American society loves to build people up and then either tear them down or see them fall on their own so they can build them back up again or forgive them. This is a forgiveness case and Chris Brown will be back, probably in a big way. And to be honest I'll be happy to see it. I want to kick him in the nuts myself for what he did. Domestic violence is sickening and there is no place in the world for it. However the man can sing and there are too many goons in music right now that can't and thus getting a true talent back is going to be a good thing.


However there is another reason people care about this and that Chris Brown got celebrity treatment in his sentencing. Technically in a plea bargain you can get away with anything and he did plead guilty, avoiding a trial. However I have a feeling that if average Joe from Kalamazoo beat the tar out of his girlfriend he wouldn't get off with zero jail time, community service, and probation. Celebrity treatment is nothing new and when it's getting a little extra pampering here and there, not having to wait in lines, etc etc people typically don't have a problem with it. However this is the legal system where all men are created equal and thus all people should be treated the same. Now am I mad at Chris Brown? Certainly not. Good for him for pulling this off. However whatever D.A. let him off needs to be looked at because no jail time for this is absurd. At least scare him with a 30 day sentence or something. Please.

And now for the part of the program where I tell you my state is not as dumb as we look. We just can't elect a governor. Every governor we've had since I moved to this state in 1994 hasn't been good to say the least. David Beasley was hated by the time he left office in 1999 and James Hodges wasn't much better. Mark Sanford seemed to be doing much better and was re-elected in 2007 for his second term. He was a prominent leader in the Republican party and was even the head of the Republican Governors Committee. However this week his political career came to a crashing halt, one that included a future bid for the Presidency in 2012. First it came out that he was missing and when he returned he said he had gone hiking in the Appalachian Mountains for 4 days and could have been reached if necessary. This was a little fishy and a few days later the real truth came out. A teary Mark Sanford announced that he had been unfaithful to his wife, carrying on an affair...with a women in ARGENTINA!!! Argentina???? How the hell does that happen??? He says it was a close friend and then it turned into something more, which is definitely possible, but for a state that is often made fun of because we rank poorly in education and our Teen Miss South Carolina did this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww) this doesn't help. We elected a governor that had an affair. Bad. He had an affair with a women in ARGENTINA!!! Catastrophic. I love where I live and it is a beautiful state to come visit. We have beaches and mountains, nice cities and quaint small towns however every freaking time we make the news it is for something like this. So on behalf of all South Carolinians I invite you to come visit us: we're not as think as you dumb we are.

Completely switching gears now (no pun intended with gears), let's talk a little Transformers why don't we? I hadn't seen the first film yet until Friday which is also when I saw the second one. After seeing the first one I texted one of my friends and it said precisely this: "Wow. What a movie. Wow. Megan Fox." I now understood the obsession people had with this movie and the obsession with the women who is easily one of the most gorgeous woman on the planet. (However before I continue I must say not only is she easy on the eyes, but she is an incredible actress and that can't be understated.) With that knowledge in mind I went to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen which by the end of the weekend should smash all sorts of records set last year by The Dark Knight. I did a radio remote this week at a movie theater on opening day (Wed) and every show sold out at least 30 minutes in advance. The 10:00 showing was shown in two theaters and sold out so they added a 10:40 showing which also sold out far before show time. The manager of the theater told me that they had sold out the midnight showing in multiple theaters and had had nearly 500 people. The theater was in Anderson, SC. Not even in Greenville, which is a fairly big city. It was in Anderson, which for those of you who have never been there, well, isn't. I went back Friday to finally see the movie for myself and got there around 8:40 for the 9:15 showing. Sold out. So me and my friend waited till 10:00 and finally got in.

As for what I thought? Slam dunk. It wasn't quite as good as the first film but that's not exactly a knock considering I'd give the first one a 10. I give the sequel a 9. Everything about the film is astonishing. The graphics and special effects are unreal, the audio including the score (done by Hans Zimmer and Linkin Park) was excellent, and the acting/actors were also top-notch. The plot was excellent once again and one thing I noticed was the wit throughout the film. Not everybody was laughing, but I seemed to be chuckling (as was my friend, who was female, so it wasn't a me thing or even a guy thing) throughout which is impressive for an action movie. As I said, it wasn't the original, but is 9/10 worth the price of admission? You bet.

That takes us through hump day of the wild and wacky week that was and unfortunately things on the entertainment side go down the hump from here. For my thoughts on the legends lost this week continue on to "Wow What a Week! Entertainment Edition Pt. 2". As for you sports nuts, I haven't forgotten about you. How could I? Sports is what I do. So for my thoughts on the week that was in sports, which was wild in its own right, continue on to "Wow What A Week! Sports Edition"

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Finals By Matchup

It's like color by numbers.  I shall call it Finals by Matchup (actually I already did that, see the title?).  My last blog was about how the NBA is all about matchups.  It said that the Lakers would beat the Nuggets and the Magic would beat the Cavs.  Well hellooooo correct predictions and a Magic/Lakers NBA Finals!  And since I'm on a role I might as well keep going, so here it is: the matchup guide to the NBA Finals

Starters
Center-Dwight Howard vs Andrew Bynum/Pau Gasol
Advantage-Orlando
Why?  Well...umm...in scientific terms, Howard's a better player.  A couple of years ago this was even.  Bynum and Howard were competing for the best young center in the game.  Bynum then had a knee surgery and another one and he's now a shadow of his former self.  If Bynum's active and plays to potential, this is a dead heat.  Bynum is one of only a few centers in the league who's actually as big as Howard is so it's purely a skill thing.  Howard's been dominant, Bynum couldn't control Nene.  Advantage Orlando.  But wait!  You also have Pau listed! Yes I do.  That's because Lamar Odom gets starters minutes at Power Forward and Pau then shifts to center.  This is a classic power vs finesse matchup (I won't insult you in telling which side is which).  Overall Howard and his power win because he will out rebound Pau and should be able to push Gasol around on the block.  That being said Pau was assertive in Games 5  and 6 against the Nuggets and might continue it (but I'm not holding my breath).  However until I see it (and it is rebounding and defense, Pau will get his points) I still give the nod to Orlando.

Power Forward-Rashard Lewis vs Pau Gasol/Lamar Odom
Advantage-LA
Why?  Remember, the definition of a mismatch is a distinct advantage for one side.  Based on the Lewis/Gasol matchup there is no advantage.  Pau is 7'1", Lewis is 6'10".  Gasol can do whatever he likes on the offensive end.  However, even though Pau likes to play outside, he doesn't like to play 23' from the basket which is where Rashard Lewis camps on the offensive end.  Lewis is by no means a traditional PF and is really a big SF and Pau won't be able to stay out on him or keep up with him off the dribble which would leave things at a draw.  However as I said above Lamar Odom gets starters minutes and will be playing at the 4.  Unlike Pau, Odom can guard Lewis and just like Pau he can go down in the post.  This gives the advantage back to LA, and its a huge advantage if Odom keeps up his play from late in the Denver series.  As usual Lamar is the X-Factor so advantage LA.

Small Forward-Hedo Turkoglu vs Trevor Ariza
Advantage-Orlando
Hedo Turkoglu is Orlando's best overall player.  That being said this isn't a huge advantage for Orlando.  Ariza is 6'8" and plays bigger because he's freakishly long and thus Turkoglu's size isn't a huge problem.  Ariza has also proven that he can guard big guys with guard skills as he played Carmelo Anthony against the Nuggets (and Chauncey Billups on a particular Game 1 inbounds play; ok so that's not really relevant but it's always fun to bring up!).  Although Ariza isn't a huge offensive threat you do have to account for him and he does move well without the ball so Turkoglu will have to play some defense.  That being said Turkoglu is still the better player and is Orlando's primary play maker so he gets the check even if only by a slight edge.

Shooting Guard-Courtney Lee vs Kobe Bryant
Advantage-Really?
Surprise!  The biggest matchup problem in the series is Kobe Bryant!  First let's give props to Courtney Lee.  He's a good defender, a good scorer, can't be left open, and is most of all fearless.  That being said, he, like every other human on the planet, has no chance of stopping Kobe Bryant.  Kobe can only be contained, he cannot be stopped.  Expect to see a healthy dose Mikael Pietrus but he doesn't have a shot either.  Unlike when he was guarding LeBron he can't play off Kobe and Kobe has a post game.  I could keep going, but that would be wasting both of our time. Advantage LA, let's continue.  

Point Guard-Rafer Alston vs Derek Fisher
Advantage-None
Rafer Alston is fast, but he's not Aaron Brooks fast and thus Derek Fisher should be ok.  He also shot better at the end of the Western Conference finals and thus is no longer a liability on offense.  Alston is a good PG, but he's nothing special.  Overall a very lackluster PG matchup and no advantage either way.

Bench-Key Reserves
Orlando: Marcin Gortat, Mikael Pietrus, Anthony Johnson, J.J. Reddick
Los Angeles: (Lamar Odom), Jordan Farmar, Shannon Brown, Luke Walton, Sasha Vujacic
Advantage-LA
The first guy to come out of the game for either side will be either Courtney Lee or Andrew Bynum.  Lee will be replaced by Pietrus and have the task of guarding Kobe which as discussed above can't be done.  Bynum will be replaced by Lamar Odom which means now Rashard Lewis is no longer bombs away and the offense is going to have to come from Dwight Howard for Orlando.  These two subs don't really change the game however because no major advantage is created or taken away, and I count Odom as a starter anyway because he plays more than Bynum.  

However when the guards start switching is when LA can jump.  Anthony Johnson is big and slow and has absolutely no chance of staying in front Jordan Farmar or Shannon Brown.  I expect to see a good bit of Farmar this series as he is a true PG as opposed to Brown who is still learning on the fly and unlike in the previous two series Brown's D on the opposing PG won't be needed as heavily.  Sasha Vujacic has been awful these playoffs but he could thrive in the wide open game that will more than likely be played.  He still has a quick trigger and if he's on Orlando is in big trouble for two reasons.  1) 3 points are worth more than 2 (as Orlando knows from its own offense) and Vujacic lives behind the arc and 2) If Sasha is in, Kobe is out and a well-rested Kobe late is a nightmare for everyone that doesn't have Lakers on their chest.

Luke Walton could also be huge this series.  He's a versatile big guy.  Sound familiar?  He can guard Turkoglu and Lewis and is a playmaker on offense and will make those guys work on the defensive end.  As for Orlando's subs, they don't do a whole lot.  Gortat has a decent mid-range jumper but nothing LA can't easily guard and he's not good enough to guard Gasol or Odom.  Reddick doesn't get the run to make an impact and he can easily be slowed by Vujacic or God forbid he winds up matched up against Kobe.  

Simply put, LA has a massive advantage on the bench and the most significant advantage amongst starters.  Add in a coaching advantage and home-court advantage and the advantage obviously goes to LA.  So there it is.  LA wins the finals.  You didn't hear it here first, but you did hear it here.  I'm going to say LA in 6 and then when I'm right I'll put on my Lakers shirt and run around in the streets.

I typically end with some witty remark but I'm not completely focused.  I'm listening to Tirico and Van Pelt and Scott is by himself which means most of the show has had nothing to do with sports and I've been busy being distracted by that.  I'm also a month removed from school and thus my brain is officially off.  I start my summer job as a camp counselor on Monday and for the first month I'm stuck with Kindergartners and 1st graders so my brain then will go from off to mush.  However I will continue to blog and what ensues might not make much sense, but as always I can promise it will be entertaining.

Shoutout to Dari Nowkwah of ESPN for reading the blog as well to Mike Trudell out in LA for the same.  Also another HUGE thank you to Lakers Executive VP Jeanie Buss who also took time to read the blog.  Keep reading, keep commenting, and keep following me on Twitter at twitter.com/choffman223.   Ok that's all for now, let the mush begin.