Monday, May 25, 2009

Basketball 101: Matchups

We hear it all the time.  Basketball is a game of matchups.  But what does that really mean?  Well luckily for all of you I'm here to explain it, because, like in most things in life, there is a whole lot of crap out there to sift through.  However creating matchup problems in basketball is slightly more difficult than putting a big guy on a little guy so he's taller.  There are a few things that go into it with the primary one being that one player must have a distinct advantage over the other. 

To me, the most commonly misdiagnosed mismatch is that of size.  Size can create huge mismatches however its not a true mismatch if its offset when the smaller player is faster.  This is the same with speed when its called a mismatch against a bigger player.  In order to illustrate this let's pick on my favorite player to pick on lately and that's Derek Fisher.  In the Lakers last series Fisher was matched up against Aaron Brooks who was a few inches shorter and 40 lbs lighter than Fish.  Size advantage goes to the Lakers.  However Brooks was infinitely faster and quicker than Fisher so the speed advantage went to the Rockets.  This in theory is not a mismatch and for about 4 minutes in the entire series it played out that way.  While Brooks was able to run around like crazy, getting wherever he wanted while Fish was hopelessly chasing him, using the advantage he had, Fisher only used the advantage he had a few times for one stretch of one game.  What Fisher should have done is taken Brooks down in the post and thrown him around like a rag doll.  He didn't.  This than created a mismatch in the Rockets favor, and thus there was a legit matchup problem for LA.  That being said Houston had a large matchup problem inside once Yao went down in that they were small, and finally LA exploited it in Game 7.

There are some guys that just by being on the floor create matchup nightmares for coaches.  Right now this is Stan Van Gundy's problem.  Lebron James can guard all 5 positions and no one can guard him and thus he's a matchup problem instantly  (SVG said in his post game presser after Game 1 that he doesn't have a clue what to do with him).  The good thing for Stan Van though is that the other 3 of the 4 other positions on the floor are going his way.  Hedo Turkoglu and Rashard Lewis are both big, quick, and skilled players.  Anderson Varejao is big, not quick, and his skill is growing hair.  Lebron can guard one of them but he can't guard both and thus whoever is at the 4 has a huge advantage over Cleveland and that's why the Magic are up 2-1.  At the center position, Big Z has about as good of a chance as I do guarding Dwight Howard which is none what so freaking ever.  Then for the surprise of the series.  Delonte West and Courtney Lee should be even but West is playing horribly and Lee is playing remarkably well for a rookie.  And while this hasn't been enough to turn the series, add in the fact that Mikael Pietrus has been huge and Delonte has absolutely no shot at guarding him because Pietrus is much bigger and stronger and Orlando has a huge mismatch at Shooting Guard.  In theory PG should be even with no mismatch, just an advantage to Cleveland because Mo Williams is the better player.  However since Mo forgot how to shoot and Rafer Alston is playing so well he might have to slap somebody (I stole that from Jemele Hill but it's funny, so laugh it up) the advantage has gone to Orlando.  So let's review:

Pos Advantage (in terms of matchups)
PG Draw
SG ORL
SF CLE
PF ORL
C ORL

And you wonder why Orlando is not only up in this series but has owned Cleveland over the past 3 years.

Now to the West.  Kobe Bryant is the same as Lebron in that he can guard whoever is attempting to guard him and they can't.  Once again Derek Fisher is a matchup nightmare for his own team because right now he can't even keep up with Chauncey Billups.  Luckily for Laker fans, Phil Jackson is a master of matchups (although I think he's missing a few potential series clinchers that I'll share below) and has put Kobe on Chauncey and thus left Fisher on Dahntay Jones who only shoots because that's what you're supposed to do when you're wide open even though he and everyone else knows its not going in.  That being said Fisher isn't doing anything offensively and some of the credit has to go to Billups.  Despite Trevor Ariza's outstanding play, he has had trouble guarding Melo because Melo is so freakishly strong.  Melo can also guard Ariza because he's quick enough (definition of a mismatch? I think so!).  The PF is an advantage for the Lakers because Kenyon Martin isn't a threat on offense and Pau Gasol has him by a good 5".  The center position is a wash because Bynum and Nene can guard each other blah blah blah you've been paying attention and you know why by now. 

Pos Advantage
PG DEN
SG LA
SF DEN
PF LA
C None

Ah but it doesn't stop there.  You see, there are more players in basketball than those who start, and this is why LA is up, and will win this series.  When Billups goes out, Anthony Carter comes in.  When Fisher comes out, Jordan Farmar comes in.  Huge advantage LA because Farmar is a good defender, Carter is nothing on offense,  and Farmar is way too fast for Carter to chase around (all is also true with Shannon Brown).  When J.R. Smith comes in there is initially a matchup problem for LA with him against Sasha Vujacic.  Sasha is a very good defender, however J.R. Smith is elite on the offensive end when he's on.  LA has a simple solution to that though and that is Kobe comes back in and that's the end of that.  Luke Walton helps to neutralize Melo and is a good passer on the offensive end however nothing major of note there.  Then we get to the big men.  And this is where it gets fun.  Chris Andersen is one of the best shot blockers in the league from the weak side.  However when he tries to guard anybody on the post its futile.  Thus when Lamar Odom comes in it is a huge advantage for LA.  He can post Andersen up or take him outside because he's a PG in a Power Forward's body.  This brings Andersen away from the rim, opening up the lane and wha-la! advantage Lakers.  

That being said I think the Zen Master is missing a major opportunity.  I put it in my last blog so I'll keep it short, but why not use the Lakers plethora of size against the Nuggets severe lack of it all at once?  Put Bynum, Gasol, and Odom together.  You could even do it with Bryant and Ariza and have your shortest player at 6'6" and have and advantage at 3 of the 5 positions on the floor with the other two being a washes like this:

POS LA Denver Advantage
PG      Bryant         Billups       LA
SG       Ariza    Jones/Smith LA/None (Ariza's length would drive Smith nuts)
SF      Odom       Anthony           Denver   (however if Odom plays big, None)
PF      Gasol        Martin       LA
C             Bynum Nene     None

Then, when the benches come in, everything stays the same because Carter can't guard Farmar, Vujacic goes down to Smith,  Walton and Kleiza are a wash and LA has the advantage inside if they box out Birdman.  To me it makes too much sense to not to try, but as I've said before, Phil has 9 rings, I have as many as you do: 0.  

As for Cleveland...well...umm...yeah, they're screwed.  They don't have big enough wing players to match up with Orlando and thus they are gonna have to continue to get ridiculous performances from Lebron, AND his back-court mates are going to have to find their shot.  Mo Williams and Delonte West have been off all series and its shown as they should be down 3-0 and would be if not for LeShot.  Cleveland is clearly the better team however they just don't match up well with the Magic.  And the NBA is all about matchups.  But you've been paying attention, so you knew that.  Go you!

Remember you can always follow my much shorter thoughts (less than 140 characters to be exact) on Twitter at twitter.com/choffman223

Also, shoutout to Steve Mason of Mason and Ireland of 710 ESPN Radio in LA who is now reading the blog!  Thanks Steve, it really means a lot and I hope you enjoy it!


Saturday, May 23, 2009

I Had A Great Frickin Day!!!

There are good days and there are bad days.  Then there are great days.  Today was a great day.  Well at least in terms of sports.  First I played some basketball with a buddy of mine and won in 1-on-1, but nobody cares.  Now to the stuff you do care about: Laker thoughts and Yankee thoughts.  We'll go chronologically, Yankees first.

The New York Yankees have won 9 of 10 and for the first time in a year have put it all together.  Last year the Yanks lost a lot of games 2-1 and would follow it up by losing 10-9 the next night.  They could hit and they could pitch but never on the same night.  During the last ten games the Yanks have hit and pitched spectacularly.  You want two things out of your hitters.  To be balanced, where everybody is a legitimate threat so that you can't pitch around guys, and to be clutch.  During this streak there have been game winners from Melky Cabrera, Johnny Damon, Robinson Cano, and Alex Rodriguez.  To some extent all 4 are unexpected.  The first three aren't stars by any means and Alex Rodriguez is known to come up small in big spots.  However the last part of this isn't true at all.  Yes he's been horrible in the post-season but in the regular season he's been great in late game situations hitting countless walk-offs in the past few years.  This was no different today as he tied up the game off Brad Lidge which led to the eventual Milk Man walk-off.  Also, the pitching has been consistent for the first time in a year and a half.  All 5 starters are pitching well and in his last two starts C.C. Sabathia has gone deep into the game, which gives the bullpen a rest.  Also Chein-Mein Wang is on his way back so hopefully he'll come back strong and although I know it won't happen, I think Joba is the missing piece to the Yankee bullpen as an 8th inning stopper.  If Wang can come back and Hughes stays up that's 6 starters; send Joba to the pen and the Yankees, to me, are the unquestioned favorite in the AL.  (And remember I'm completely unbiased!!!)

Now onto the fresher topic: the Los Angeles Lakers.  Fresh off of Game 3 here are the things on the forefront of my mind.

1) Thank God the Lakers have Luke Walton.  
What?  He played 14 minutes and didn't score. Yeah, I got that.  However in those 14 minutes he played the best defense all night on Carmelo Anthony including Melo's 4th foul (an offensive foul) that sent him to the bench.  He also threw a beautiful lob to Kobe that was a key play in the game.  That reminded me of my next point:

2) Execution on out of bounds plays has to do with personnel and execution.
The Lakers will never have a problem on an inbounds play in terms of personnel because of Lamar Odom and the aforementioned Luke Walton.  On offense you want a guy who is big and a great passer to get the ball inbounds.  Luke Walton is a great passer and is 6'10".  Lamar Odom is also a good passer and is 6'10" so Phil Jackson has options.  Denver doesn't.  Cleveland doesn't.  Orlando does (Who do? Hedo).  On defense you want someone to guard the inbounder who is not only tall but long.  Every team left has one of those.  

Now for the execution aspect.  On offense, you want a play where you get your best player open in a clutch situation or for a non critical (non-end game play) you want an easy pass.   In game 2, Phil Jackson broke the cardinal rule saying Kobe would have been fouled and Derek Fisher (more on him below) was the man with the ball.  I'm not saying Phil's a bad coach, but to foul Kobe successfully (without putting him on the line for 3) in that situation would have been nearly impossible.  Mike Brown in Game 2 followed the rule and Lebron hit the game winner.  Now for defensive side.  You want the man guarding the inbounder to make whatever pass is being attempted difficult and you want your players to be smart.  First how to do it: Lamar Odom and the Lakers.  Odom twice in this series has made the inbounds pass incredibly difficult for Anthony Carter (Game 1) and Kenyon Martin (Game 3) and that has resulted in two game-clinching Trevor Ariza steals.  Now for the "how not to do it" portion of the program: the Orlando Magic.  First, watch the play here.  Now pay atttention class:  

Mistake 1:  What the hell is Rashard Lewis doing?  You have two options: 1) Guard the ball so that 6'1" Mo Willams can't see a damn thing because you're big 6'10" frame means he can't see or 2) double team Lebron in case he Hedo loses him.  Rashard Lewis chose neither and instead was in no man's land and thus was useless.

Mistake 2:  What the hell is Mikael Pietrus doing?  There is 1.0 second left on the clock.  It's a catch and shoot situation.  There is no time for a play to be run.  Watch again as Pietrus chases Sasha Pavlovic into the backcourt.  Let him go!!!!   As soon as your man is out of shooting range you become a roamer on defense, which against Cleveland means find 23!!! If Sasha Pavlovic beats you with a 50 footer, you shake his hand and go back to Orlando tied 1-1 with a smile on your face.  You cannot let Lebron get the ball.  Hedo Turkoglu did everything right.  He denied the lob and forced a contested 28' fade away three.  Lebron just hit it.  However the rest of his team dropped the ball and thus the series is tied instead of Orlando going home to Mickey having beaten Cleveland the same amount of times that Cleveland lost in the regular season all year.

Now back to the Lakers.

3) Will Derek Fisher please put on the shirt and tie and coach????
D-Fish has been amazing for LA over the years.  He has hit huge clutch shots this season and even some in the playoffs.  However that's all he's done and he no longer plays defense like he used to to the point where he is now a liability.  He can't keep up with Chauncey Billups.  Jordan Farmar has the skill to be an elite PG in the NBA and all he needs is some run.  He is a player built on confidence and it's hard to be confident playing 15 minutes a game, the least of the three point guards.  Yes he's had a rough stretch but look at the one game where he got significant run, when Fisher was suspended in Houston.  LA played their best road game of the playoffs and he played extremely well.  Shannon Brown has also played well.  Farmar and Brown create match up problems for Denver because of their quickness.  Right now I could guard Derek Fisher.  Please Fish, put on a suit and coach.  We love the leadership, but we can't have you anywhere near a basketball right now.  Love, all right-minded Laker fans.

4) When did Trevor Ariza become LA's best shooter (outside of that Bryant feller)???
It used to be Sasha Vujacic hands down.  However if Sasha were a Coors Light, his mountains would be blue.  He's cold.  Really cold.  And although he's kept the shooters mentality and has kept shooting he hasn't snapped out of it yet.  Meanwhile,  I feel like Trevor Ariza hasn't missed a shot all series and I know he hasn't missed a clutch shot.  He's become a knock-down shooter and is as confident as any player on the floor right now.  He's also playing smart, picking his shots.  Also he hasn't fallen in love with his jumper like many players (J.R. Smith *cough cough*) do when they get hot, still attacking the rim every chance he gets.  Simply put, Trevor Ariza=stud.

5)  I know it sounds crazy but...
The Lakers have 3 big men that are nearly 6'11" and above.  The Nuggets have no size except Nene and Chris Andersen, who despite his great blocking ability from the weak-side can't guard on the block to save his life.  Why not use them all together???? I simply don't understand it. Give me a lineup of Bryant, Ariza, Odom, Gasol, and Bynum.  Kobe and Lamar are fully capable of playing the point in terms of ball handling and Odom has the range to play outside at the 3.  This also allows Odom to play Anthony, which he can with his size, Ariza to play Billups which is a huge size advantage for the Lakers, and it leaves Kobe to play Dahntay Jones aka roam freely wherever he wants.  You can also sub Luke Walton for Odom and it still works.  This would mean giving Josh Powell a little more run to spell the big guys but it would work.  It keeps Fish on the bench and creates a huge size advantage LA.  You then can go small with Farmar and Vujacic when Billups comes out, and Denver doesn't have the personnel on the bench to match LA's speed.  Phil has 9 rings.  I have 0.  However this makes too much sense to me not to try.  

That's it for now.  More to come in the days to come.  Possibly even a "One Big Thing" style blog.  I believe they call that a tease in the business. 

Friday, May 15, 2009

I Have Just Enough Time To Do Nothing

So it's Friday afternoon around 4:45 pm. I have to work in an hour and I have to take my little sister to the video store before then, which leaves me with just enough time to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. So I figured I'd hop on here and blurb that way I can feel somewhat accomplished in my nothingness.

First of all a few exciting things for the show in the Fall and one for the show in the Spring. First fall and radio. I'm gonna have a guy who sounds like Peter Griffin from Family Guy say "Ladies and Gentleman everyone grab onto your underpants, the MTSU Wild World of Sports is here!" and play it at the beginning of every show. Just so you know, it's big, and it's coming. Ok now onto more serious matters. I'm going to try for two interviews the first week of the season while I'm at Clemson. The first one is just kind of a cool thing to do and it may or may not air depend on how well it goes and if people want to see it, otherwise it's straight to the resume tape material file. I'm going to try and sit down with Michael Wade, Clemson's 3rd string QB, and Richard Jackson, their backup Kicker, for an interview. Wait wait wait wait! You want to interview the 3rd string QB and the BACKUP kicker? Go ahead, laugh it up. There's a reason. I may be nuts but I didn't play pin the tail on the Clemson roster and this is what I got. Wade and Jackson both went to Riverside High School in Greer, SC. So did I. I didn't know them in high school but we did have two years of overlap and I was at a lot of their high school game and even if the interview never makes it to MTTV there is always YouTube and I'm sure the people around here (I'm home at the moment) would love to see it.

Now with that little heart-warming, homecoming piece of business out of the way let's get down to the big one. I'm also going to try and interview C.J. Spiller. Yeah, who's laughing now. He was the 4th best available Running Back going into the draft process this year according to Mel Kiper Jr. (and his hair) but he decided to head back to Tiger Town for one more year. I'll ask him why and a bunch of other thought provoking questions that I haven't quite thought of yet. That will air on the first episode of the MTTV NFL Draft Special in the Spring which this year will have myself and Zac Defrancesca instead of Curtis Nolte because Curtis will be doing something fancy like having a job...we hope. (That's not a knock on Curtis, just on the state of the economy; if I wanted to knock on Curtis I would have said something about his enormous head). So in summary, C.J. Spiller might be on the draft show, so you should watch...in the spring...6 months from now.

I missed the Laker game last night and that's probably a good thing. You would think that Andrew Bynum played for the Magic not the Lakers because he likes to disappear (sorry my jokes are no better at 5 pm than 3 am, but you've read this far so you might as well keep going). Yao Ming is out. Dikembe Mutumbo is out. Karl Landry is playing center. Andrew Bynum before he was hurt was one of the top 3 centers in the game with Yao and Dwight Howard with Shaq coming in 4th but since he's come back from his injury last year and again this year he's been mediocre at best. Its really hard to be bad and completely ineffective at 7'1" on a basketball court but Bynum has found a way to do it. He hasn't discouraged 6'0" Aaron Brooks from finding the lane and he has done nothing on offense. Lamar Odom isn't soft, he's a point guard who's tall and is thus playing Power Forward. Pau...well he's soft. He's not as soft as last year but he's still soft and you saw he wasn't mentally tough last night either as Kobe ripping into him made the Sportscenter highlight. As tough as Kobe is he can't do it by himself. I thought he could but he can't. He can get 60 tomorrow night if he wants to, but that won't be enough. Kobe needs help on the offensive end and primarily on the defensive end. Granted the Lakers are much better at home but if all of a sudden Ron Artest finds his shot the Lakers could be in deep trouble. We'll see Sunday how it all plays out.

Ok, work time for me. I've accomplished something besides staring at the ceiling. Yay! Go me.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Wandering Mind of a Sports Nerd at 3 am

No that's not a mis-print.  It is 3:07 am EST and since I'm back in SC for the summer and have been for a few days my body is telling me it's 3:07 yet there are a few things on my mind that I want to blurb about and since it's 3 am this could get humorous so feel free to laugh along at whatever insanity ensues, on purpose (which because it's 3 am almost was on porpuse which is close to porpoise which is a sea-living mammal) or just because it is in fact 3 am and stuff happens.

1)  DEREK FISHER IS THE MAN!!!!
I'm a Lakers fan and not ashamed of it and what Derek Fisher did was exceptional for many reasons.  First if you didn't see what he did, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDX2ktK9OR4.  Should this be part of basketball? Absolutely not.  Was it necessary?  Eh.  Louis Scola is your stereotypical get under your skin and cry like a little baby Foreign player (he's from Argentina, where soccer and all the BS acting that goes with it is king).  He had been flying all over the place, throwing elbows at Lamar Odom and getting away with it and also tried to start something after Odom swatted his shot into the 3rd row, walking into Odom who was walking away instead of doing the same.  Fisher saw all this and was tired of it.  He basically said, "I'll show you what it would feel like if we really hit you and I'll give you a reason to fall."  And he did.  And it was amazing.  

2)  Derek Fisher should be suspended :(
Yes...I just dropped a :(.  As I said, I'm a Lakers fan but I'm also rational.  What D-fish did is not a basketball play and is far greater an offense than what say Amare Stoudamire did leaving the bench a few years ago.  Thus he should and will probably miss Game 3 not by his own accord, but by the demand of Stu Jackson who is in charge of suspensions and also just happened to be sitting courtside tonight (whoops).  That being said the news is not all bad.  Shannon Brown has played well and much much much much much more importantly there was a Jordan Farmar sighting in Game 2.  When Farmar is on he has the physical tools to play with any PG in the game and that's not an overstatement.  He's fast and incredibly athletic.  He's also a highly driven player (he works out with Kobe and is subject to Kobe's scorn/advice in doing so) and if given the opportunity I think he will shine.

3)  Ron Artest should have been kicked out and should NOT be suspended
Ron Ron had a legit point.  Kobe did elbow him in the throat.  It wasn't on purpose.  But he has a point.  Kobe and Artest were battling for position inside and Kobe tried to clear out some space and establish position with an elbow that was probably supposed to hit Artest in the ribs.  However while battling the elbow missed and hit high and center right in Artest's throat.  It wasn't malicious and Kobe wasn't even looking at where he was throwing his bows, he was looking at the ball.  Artest immediately went to Joey Crawford (the official) to plead his case and when he couldn't get any love there he b-lined for Kobe to tell him what he did and that that wasn't cool.  He wasn't looking for a fight.  He was simply trying to tell Kobe what he did and that that's not ok.  However you can't do that.  Not if you're anybody in the NBA.  Approaching the other team isn't a good idea and is gonna get you tossed.  Now add in the fact that you're approaching Kobe Bryant and you are Ron Artest who's past is more checkered than the endzones at Tennessee (that was awful but it's now 3:26...what do you want from me?)  All that being said, you can't suspend a guy based on rep for this incident.  It doesn't warrant a suspension and that's that.

4) Von Wafer is an idiot
Lost in all this mess was the situation with Rockets reserve G/F Von Wafer.  He got into an argument with Head Coach Rick Adelman and Adelman didn't care for it and sent Wafer to the showers.  Really??? In a huge playoff game that at the time was still tight and winnable (Artest hadn't gotten the boot yet), you're gonna get into an argument with your own coach and let it get to the point where he send you to the showers early?  That's weak.  Real Weak.  I sure hope he was gone by the time Ron Ron got back to the locker room otherwise this might have happened:

Wafer:  What'd you do?
Artest:  What'd I do?  I was out their bustin my @$$, guardin the best player in the world (outside of Brandon Roy, click here for the explination), gettin elbowed in the motha *$!(&^* throat for this team and you're askin me what'd I do?  Meanwhile you're stupid @$$ is in here already showered because you can't keep your mouth shut and play ball?
Wafer: I actually have no idea what he'd say to that...so I'll continue:

(The last comment by Artest in this fictional conversation I also find ironic considering Artest at times doesn't know when to not become an easy sound bite but anyways I was going to make a point and that is this).  Wafer is no scrub.  He can score and score in bunches and when your best perimeter scorer is Ron Artest who is an above average scorer at best and you're best overall scorer is Yao Ming who makes it hard to catch up from behind because you want to speed the game up and he scores in the post (which would imply slowing the game down) you need guys like that who can score.  Instead he got himself sent to the showers not by the zebras like Artest but by his own coach.  He screwed the pooch (and his own team) big time on that one.

5)  Things completely unrelated to the Rockets/Lakers game that are also on my wondering little sports nerd mind

There are cliches in sports that drive me nuts.  This is probably the one that gets me the most often and when used right it makes sense but a lot of people muff it up.  "They have to focus on stopping LeBron and let the other guys beat them."  No. Wrong.  Try again.  "They have to focus on stopping LeBron and MAKE the other guys beat them."  If you let the other guys beat you than you lose.  It doesn't matter how you lose, a loss is a loss (more on that in a second).  If you MAKE the other guys beat you than you say "ok, we're gonna stop you, and if you beat us than kudos to you, but we don't think you can do it so prove us wrong."  Ok that's the first one, but am I done.  Heck to the no!

"These games mean more."  Dumbest cliche that is commonly used properly.  There are two instances that this is used and one kind of makes sense because athletes and sports are weird (hmm...feel like I've heard that before ding ding!) but the other one makes no sense and I will fight you on it and I will win because I am right and you are wrong.  The instance where it kind of makes sense is the playoffs.  Yes playoff games mean more than regular season games.  However, you tell me a regular season game doesn't mean something to Kobe Bryant and he'll flyout from somewhere and smack you.  What we saw in Game 2 tonight Kobe does all the time in the regular season.  He simply takes over.  To the games elite in any sport it's just like any other game.  They are great and their better is better than your better.  The difference is role players and such will sometimes play harder which is pathetic because that means that they weren't playing 100% during the regular season.  And don't give me the 110% crap because that's another dumb cliche, its not mathematically possible and that's the end of that.  Now on top of that, if you add in the fact that the teams are playing each other as many as 7 straight times in a row in baseball, baseball, basketball, and hockey than I'll give you it's a little different because by Game 7 you're not doing anything that the opponent hasn't seen before and you know you're opponents' game as well as yours.  Now for the situation where the stupid the games mean more cliche makes absolutely no sense.  And for this example I will use baseball, a sport where it is used all the time.  Games in April and May don't matter as much as games in October.  Oh really?  The Red Sox are 5-0 against my Yankees this year.  That's gonna matter down the stretch when we're chasing their butts hoping for the AL East or Wild Card crowns and if we had one those games it would be a completely different situation.  Say for instance on the last day of the regular season the Sox and Yankees are playing for the division.  They're all tied up (by the way I haven't looked at the schedule and thus this is a completely hypothetical situation).  Oh so now those games don't matter because all that matters is that one game.  Like hell they don't!!! If the Yankees had pulled out just 2 of those 5 games that last game would be meaningless.  The Yankees would have locked up the division.  A win adds 1 to the win column in April and it's still only worth 1 in September and while you have time to make it up if you stink in April the games still count.  So don't suck early and you won't be screwed late.  

It's 4 am.   I'm toast.  I'll re-read this thing tomorrow and re-post an edited version and probably split all this junk into 2 but not now.  It's 4 am.  This was a terrible idea.  I'm getting up in 5 hours and it will be 9 am.  That's not early.  You better enjoy this.  It's not happening again.  Hopefully you've never heard that at 4 am before.  Just sayin...